Let’s be honest: the service can be a little brisk. I asked for an extra napkin once, and the lady gave me a look that said, “You’re lucky you got a napkin at all.” But that’s part of the charm? The toilets are… functional. I won’t lie and say they’re spotless, but they’re not a biohazard. Just don’t go in there looking for a spa experience.
Also, the menu is a bit overwhelming. There are about 47 types of breakfasts, and you’ll feel like you’re choosing a life path. But whatever you pick, it’ll be on your plate in under six minutes. Efficiency, baby.
Polo Bar - 24 Hour Great British Café and Bar Restaurant - London
