The first problem hits you before you even get inside. The entrance ramp looks like it was designed by a man who had never seen a car. It’s a tight, spiraling corkscrew that feels less like driving and more like attempting origami with a two-ton metal box. You’ll hear your tires squeak in protest, and you’ll wonder if you need to submit a formal apology to your suspension.
Surprising fact: This ramp is steeper than the famous Baldwin Street in New Zealand—the world’s steepest residential road. Okay, that’s a lie, but it feels true when you’re crying and praying to the parking gods.