Here’s the weird bit: M&S Purley Way is one of the largest M&S stores in the South East, and it used to have a massive basement restaurant that served cream teas to entire bus tours. That basement is now a soulless stockroom. Tragic, right? But the opening hours haven’t changed much since 1985, which means you’re experiencing a piece of retail history. Or just a really big shop with good yogurt.
Also surprising: the store’s car park has over 1,000 spaces, but somehow, between 11:00 AM and 2:00 PM on a Saturday, they all vanish. It’s a phenomenon scientists call “the Croydon triangle of misery.” Plan accordingly, or you’ll be forced to park in Narnia.
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Your best bet? Check the official M&S website before you go, because holidays are the enemy of routine. On Christmas Eve, they close at 4:00 PM. On Boxing Day, they might open at 9:00 AM for the clearance sale, where elderly women turn into feral badgers for discounted cashmere. You have been warned.
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If you’re a night owl, tough luck. This is not a 24-hour drive-thru. The latest you can legally buy a Dine In for Two deal is 8:00 PM sharp. After that, the doors become a velvet rope guarded by a friendly but firm employee named Karen.
