Now, think about this: what if you were that person? You’d have the best excuse of the year.
“Sorry I’m late, boss. I got hit by a train. But I saved a crayon.”
Hertfordshire railway line reopens after person hit by train
It’s a badge of honor in the hall of commute legends. Better than a flat tyre or a delayed flight.
The Details We’ll Never Know
Why did they cross? Were they texting? Did they misjudge the speed? Or was it a dare gone wrong?
The official report said “trespassing.” But we know better. It was curiosity that killed the cat—but not this person.
The mystery is what makes it playful. We get to imagine the drama without experiencing the trauma.
