If you own a plate that’s too thick for the dishwasher, you’re not alone. You’re part of a tribe that values beauty over efficiency. And honestly? That’s okay. Just don’t break the machine trying to prove a point.
Next time you see a massive ceramic plate at a fair, ask the potter: “Can this survive a heat cycle?” If they laugh nervously, walk away. If they smile and say “it’s fully vitrified,” buy two. One for your table, and one to hand-wash while you plot your revenge on modern appliances.
And if you ever feel guilty about hand-washing, just remember: that plate chose to be thick. It knew what it was getting into. So take your time, enjoy the warm water, and let the dishwasher eat its plastic heart out.
