Yeah, they’re like $6.50 a bag. That’s a lot for a cookie that disappears in 10 minutes. But think of it this way—that’s about $0.65 per cookie. Have you seen bakery prices lately? $4 for a single, sad macaron? This is a bargain for royalty.
Plus, they’re made with non-GMO ingredients and zero artificial nonsense. So you can pretend you’re eating health food. (Okay, “pretend” is doing heavy lifting here, but still.)
Are they perfect? Almost. But I have one complaint.
Sometimes the chocolate distribution is cruel. You’ll get two cookies with four chunks each, then one cookie with a single, lonely chip. It’s like the King’s tax collector got lazy. (I’ve considered writing a letter. To the King.)
Also, they’re a little too easy to eat. One moment you’re having “just one,” the next you’ve demolished a third of the bag while staring at your phone. It’s a slippery slope. Wear a helmet.
