Here’s the thing about a third baby: it’s the wildcard. Two kids? You can tag-team. Three? You’re in a WWE cage match. Joe admitted that their two sons—Zekey (4) and Dolly (who’s basically a toddler hurricane)—are already “wrapped around the baby’s little finger.” That’s the power of a squishy new being with zero eyelashes—they command attention.
I love how Joe talks about it with zero filter. “I’m a mess,” he told fans in a video. “I’m trying to do two school runs while Kara breastfeeds, and I just put a sock in the fridge.” Relatable, right? (Pro tip: Don’t eat that sock.)
The house, I imagine, looks like a toy shop exploded. Kara’s Instagram story the other day showed a mountain of baby grows, a stray Dino toy, and a coffee mug that said “I Survived.” That’s the vibe. Pure, unadulterated survival mode.
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Zekey and Dolly are the real heroes here. Zekey, being the eldest, is apparently “obsessed” with the baby. Dolly? She’s trying to ride him like a pony, according to Joe. (Lock that crib, folks.) It’s chaotic, it’s messy, and it’s perfectly normal.
Joe shared a clip of Zekey whispering “I love you, little brother” to the baby’s head. Stop it. My heart can’t take that much sweetness. And Kara posted a photo of Dolly trying to feed the baby a biscuit. (He’s hours old. Rude.)
