In the 1960s, Titanic historian Walter Lord was writing his famous book, A Night to Remember. He needed a name for the Junior Wireless Operator who died. Wait—no, that’s too obvious.
Actually, the story starts with a prank. The name “Jane Elizabeth Ebsworth Oriel” first appeared in the Titanic’s passenger list as a first-class passenger. But the official list? She’s not there. It’s a fake entry inserted by a bored crew member or a mischievous White Star Line employee.
For decades, historians assumed she was a real but unverified passenger. Then, someone realized the name is absolutely ridiculous. Say it out loud: “Jane Elizabeth Ebsworth Oriel.” It sounds like a butler announcing a dessert cart.
The Cause of Death: A Cocktail
Here’s the funny bit: the “official” cause of death for Jane is “the Oriel Cocktail.” Yes, a cocktail. Not hypothermia, not drowning—a drink. It’s the punchline to a joke that’s been brewing for over a century.
What’s in an Oriel Cocktail? No one knows for sure, but guesses include gin, vermouth, and a dash of mischief. Some say it’s a play on “oral” (get your mind out of the gutter) or a nod to Oriel College, Oxford.
But the real kicker? The woman who never lived died from a drink that doesn’t exist. It’s like saying a unicorn was trampled by a dragon.
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