Here’s my unsolicited advice, because you’re still reading, so we’re basically friends now. Use seltzer when you want a crisp mixer for cocktails, or when you’re trying to trick yourself into drinking more water. Grab mineral water when you want to feel like a bougie European sipping life’s natural gifts—or when you’re trying to impress someone with your “refined palate.” (Spoiler: they won’t notice.)
In the end, seltzer and mineral water are like sweatpants and a tailored suit. Both cover your body, but one screams “I’m trying,” and the other whispers “I’m comfortable.” Choose your vibe. But for the love of all that is bubbly, never call them the same thing in front of a hydration guru. Trust me, I learned the hard way.
Now go forth, hydrate, and maybe try both. Your taste buds will thank you—even if your wallet won’t.
