Just last week, I bought both. I set up a blind taste test for my family, like a mad scientist of deli meats. I spread a little of each on a water cracker—the ultimate neutral judge.
The liverwurst was mild, creamy, and almost delicate. My husband said it “tasted like a hug from a polite pig.” The Braunschweiger hit us like a freight train of smoke and savory umami. It was bold, assertive, and demanded attention.
The winner? My ten-year-old son, who ate both and declared, “They’re both gross but also good. Can I have more?” And that, my friends, is the perfect verdict. Both are weirdly wonderful.