Things That Are Probably Closed (Don't Get Your Hopes Up)
Banks are absolutely closed. Your money is taking a holiday nap. Don’t even think about the ATM being a loophole—the lobby doors will be locked tighter than a kid’s piggy bank.
Government offices? Forget it. The DMV is not going to help you renew your license on Christmas. They’re off contemplating the meaning of “service.”
Most grocery stores are shut by noon. If you forgot the cranberry sauce at 4 PM, you’re having a cranberry-free Christmas. Sorry, Charlie. Maybe you can convince someone it’s an artistic choice.
