Sometimes, despite all your effort, your cat is just a jerk. That’s okay. Embrace the chaos. Buy washable rugs, stock up on enzyme cleaner, and accept that your house is now a battlefield.
Remember: cats have been domesticating humans for 9,000 years. They’ve seen empires fall. They will win. But with patience, vet visits, and a weirdly specific litter box setup, you can reclaim your floor.
And when you finally win, don’t celebrate too loud. They’ll hear you, and they’ll start chewing your phone charger. That’s just how the game works.