Wear disposable gloves if you’re stain-phobic. Or just embrace the purple hands. They make you look mysterious.
Save the boiling water. It’s full of color and nutrients. Use it to dye pasta or hard-boiled eggs. Pink spaghetti night!
If you accidentally eat a slice of skin, don’t panic. It’s just fiber. You’ll be fine. The world won’t end.
So go forth. Buy some beets. Boil or roast them. Peel them with joy.
You’ve got this. And now your hands won’t look like you committed a crime. Mostly.
Happy peeling, you beautiful beet ninja.
