Look, I know I’ve been pushing you to make this stuff, but I should warn you: nails paper is not edible. Not even the 2000-grit, “silky smooth” kind. It tastes like broken dreams and regret. If you absolutely must know, just imagine licking a cheese grater made of sand.
So go forth, you unhinged creator. Make your nails paper. Sand your door frame, smooth a chair leg, or just frame it and call it “Modern Industrial Art.” Your friends will think you’re a mad genius, and you’ll have the satisfaction of knowing that you turned literal nails into an office supply. Now, who wants to start a band called “The Abrasive Papers”?
