First, you need to wake them up—but make it look accidental. A “whoops, I rolled over” elbow to the ribs works wonders. You can also cough loudly and mutter, “Sorry, allergies” while shaking the bed.
If they’re a heavy sleeper, try the “sweet whisper” method: lean in close and say, “Honey, you’re snoring like a freight train… but I still love you.” They might roll over in embarrassment or laugh. Either way, the noise stops—temporarily!
Pro tip: Keep a glass of water on the nightstand. Hand it to them and say, “You sound dehydrated, babe. Drink up!” It’s kind, practical, and buys you five minutes of silence.
