Here’s the part that made me laugh the first time: you need an egg. Not a chicken. An egg. Chickens drop eggs randomly every 5–10 minutes, but they don’t magically appear out of the air. You have to wait. Or you can do what I did: build a chicken coop with a few seeds and a fence.
Lure two chickens into a fenced area with seeds, and they’ll start laying eggs. Pro tip: if you throw an egg, there’s a 1-in-8 chance a baby chicken hatches. That’s not for your pie—that’s for building an army. But for now, just collect one egg. One egg per pie. No more, no less. Unless you’re making a dozen pies, then, okay, go crazy.
