So you’ve done it. You’ve banished the biro, saved the sofa, and earned yourself a gold star in home maintenance. Look at you, you magnificent sofa-saving hero.
And here’s the best part: the next time someone says, “Oh no, a biro stain!” you can smile knowingly. You’ve got the tricks, the tools, and the wisdom. You’re basically a biro whisperer.
So go on, pour yourself that tea again (maybe keep the lid on this time), and sink into your spotless sofa. You’ve earned it. And remember: if life gives you biro, make art—or just make it disappear.
