Hairdressers are the unsung kings and queens of fame. They know the gossip. They touch the scalp. And they stand behind you for 45 minutes. Height becomes destiny. A short hairdresser with a tall client? Back pain. A tall hairdresser with a short client? Awkward angles.
Mimi’s 5’8” is the Goldilocks zone of celebrity hairstyling. Not too tall. Not too short. Just right for trimming Michael Douglas’s hair into that effortlessly slick, “I’m a movie star” look. It’s a secret the paparazzi never photograph.
What About the ‘Catherine Zeta-Jones Factor’?
Wait, it gets weirder. Catherine Zeta-Jones, Michael’s wife, is also 5’8”. So Mimi is the same height as both of them. That’s a holy trinity of identical stature. You can’t make this up.
Imagine a family photo. Catherine, Michael, and Mimi all standing in a line. They’d look like a human ruler. It’s the most bizarrely satisfying visual in Hollywood. Three people. Same height. One of them holds scissors.
