Let’s talk about the social awkwardness of too much avocado. You go to brunch, order an avocado toast, and your friend stares at you. “Again?” they say. You defend yourself. “It’s healthy!” But your breath smells like a forest floor, and your lips are a little greasy.
Avocado breath is real. Those green particles get stuck in your teeth. You smile, and it’s like a farm-to-table disaster. Too much avocado also means you might start accidentally dressing like a millennial stereotype—flannel, tote bag, and a smug expression about your “clean eating.” Hilarious, but dangerous.
Are Avocados Good for You? Benefits, Risks, and Facts
