I get it—this sounds like a financial hostage situation. But here’s the upside: no monthly water bill (just electricity for the pump, which is like $20–$40 a month). Over 10 years, that savings can easily pay off a $10,000 well. Plus, well water often tastes amazing—crisp, cold, and surprisingly sweet. (Assuming it’s not iron-rich, in which case it’ll taste like a rusty spoon.)
My honest advice? Do not call one driller. Call three. Get itemized quotes, ask about “estimated depth,” and check if they include the pump. And please ask your neighbors how deep their wells are—they’ll give you the real talk over a beer. Greg eventually got his well, by the way. It cost him $11,200, and the water is so good he now refuses to drink tap water at my house. So yes, it’s a gamble—but if you win, you get the best thirst-quenching prize on Earth.