For most people, one margarita won’t cause a drunk scenario. It’s a warmup. A polite buzz. You can still do math. But two? That’s where the fun—or trouble—begins.
Two margaritas, especially on a light stomach, can push you past the “charming drunk” line. You start telling secrets. You laugh at your own jokes. It’s a slippery slope, my friend.
Three is the Danger Zone
By margarita number three, the laws of physics change. Walking becomes a suggestion. Your words get a little slushy. Most people will be legally drunk after three standard margs, assuming average weight and normal drinking pace.
But remember: “standard” is the key. If you’re using a fishbowl glass, cut that number in half. You’re not having a drink; you’re having a potion.
