Never stuff a frozen or partially frozen turkey. Thaw it fully in the fridge (5 days for a 23-pounder). Also, make extra stuffing on the side—because the turkey cavity only holds about 8 cups, and you’ll want more of that deliciousness.
And please, for the love of leftovers, let the bird rest. I’ve seen people carve immediately, only to have all the juice flood the cutting board. That’s tragedy. Wait 20-30 minutes. Your patience will be rewarded with moist meat and stuffing that isn’t soup.
So go ahead, conquer that 23 lb beast. Set your alarm, trust your thermometer, and know that 5 hours of roasting is just a blink in the grand, glorious chaos of Thanksgiving. I’ll be in the kitchen, pouring myself another glass of wine, raising it to your excellent bird. Cheers.