Here’s my honest advice: if the candy corn is more than two years old, just throw it away. Not because it’ll hurt you, but because you deserve better than eating fossil fuel.
Treat yourself to a fresh bag. Some things in life are worth the two-dollar investment. Your joy is one of them.
And if it’s just a little stale? Dip it in chocolate. Melt it onto popcorn. Bake it into cookies. Elevate that candy corn like it’s a contestant on a cooking show.