My grandma used to say you can tell a lot about a person by how they eat a Jolly Rancher. The crushers are impatient. The slow-suckers are planners.
She would unwrap hers slowly, savor the crinkle of the wrapper, and then tuck it into her cheek like a squirrel with a prized nut. Hers would last a good 25 minutes, easy. She was a legend.
