Ha. That’s what they tell you about the islands. And for the Cyclades—Santorini, Mykonos, Naxos—it mostly is.
You get that glorious, intense sun that bounces off whitewashed walls and bakes your shoulders in ten minutes. The breeze off the Aegean Sea saves you—until 2 p.m. when the wind dies.
Then it’s just you, the cicadas, and the feeling your brain is slowly turning into tzatziki. Lovely images, I know.
The islands vs. the mainland: a hot, sweaty showdown
Crete? Hot. But the mountains in the center offer some relief—if you enjoy climbing a volcano in a sauna. Which you don’t. Trust me.
The Peloponnese? Fertile and fiery. You’ll find ancient ruins and no shade. The stones hold heat like a grudge.
And then there’s Thessaloniki up north. Still hot. Still humid. Just slightly less “I’m melting, send help” than Athens. Slightly.
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