Look, the best way to reheat cooked rice is to not let it sit in the fridge for a week. Cook what you’ll eat, or freeze it immediately. Frozen rice reheats like a dream because it hasn’t had time to dehydrate into a little rock.
And when in doubt, just eat it cold with a spoon while standing over the sink. No judgment here. You’re a busy human, and cold rice with a little soy sauce is basically a snack from the gods. Just make sure it’s not too old—if it smells like regret, toss it.
So go ahead, brave soldier. Open that fridge, grab the container, and pick your method. You’ve got this. And remember: every grain deserves a second chance. Even the clumpy ones.