Here’s the nuclear option: a credit freeze. It locks your credit report so no one—not even you, technically—can open a new account in your name without a special PIN. It’s free, it’s easy, and it makes you invisible to thieves. You can thaw it temporarily when you need a loan or a new credit card. Think of it as a hibernation mode for your financial soul.
A surprising fact: fewer than one in ten Americans use a credit freeze. That’s insane. It’s like having a free force field and choosing to wear a paper hat instead. Do it today—it takes ten minutes, and you’ll sleep better knowing Vlad can’t buy a jet ski in your name.