Obviously, they do mortgages. And savings accounts. And that thing where you deposit a cheque and pray it clears before rent is due. But here’s the kicker: they actually explain the jargon.
No “amortization schedules” or “derivative swaps” thrown around like confetti. They’ll say, “Right, love, this bit means you get more money later.” Simple. Beautiful. Like a rainbow made of 3% APR.
The Cashpoint Drama
Outside, there’s a cash machine that demands you use the correct card. It’s like a bouncer for your wallet. “Sorry, mate, that’s a Santander card—off you pop.”
Bank Accounts - Which?
But when it works? Chef’s kiss. It spits out £20 notes so crisp they could cut butter. And the machine never, ever eats your card. It’s the Goldilocks of ATMs: just right.
