Let’s get practical. A proper afternoon tea is an art form, and you are the conductor. Start with savoury sandwiches—always eat them first. Then, graduate to the scones with clotted cream and jam. The cream goes on first to protect the scone’s crumb; the jam is the top note.
Finally, move to the sweets—cakes, macarons, and pastries. Pro tip: if you are offered refills on sandwiches or scones, say yes. It is not rude; it is respectful of the craft. Also, ask your server for a tea recommendation. A Darjeeling pairs beautifully with creamy pastries, while Earl Grey cuts through sweet jam.
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Most places require a booking 2–4 weeks in advance for weekend slots. Midweek afternoons are often less crowded and, sometimes, slightly cheaper. The price range? Expect £40–£70 per person for a classic tea, but champagne adds a £15–£20 surcharge. Worth it for a celebration.