You’ll start by clearing your browser history. Not for any creepy reason—just to banish the ghost of that time you searched for “cheap MCR tickets” in 2010 and ended up on a scam site called totallynotascam.ru.
Next, you must register for the pre-sale. This involves giving Gigs And Tours your firstborn child, your blood type, and a sworn affidavit that you will not resell the ticket for the price of a used car. It’s fine. It’s only your dignity.
The Queue: A Study in Human Suffering
At exactly 10:00 AM, you will be assigned a random number. You are number 24,567. The person next to you in real life? They’re number 3. You will watch them weep with joy while you contemplate the meaning of existence.
Fun fact: Gigs And Tours once crashed so hard during a My Chemical Romance reunion sale that the website literally turned into a blank white page. It was considered the band’s most emotionally devastating performance since “The Black Parade.” No guitars were played, but a lot of people cried.
