If you’re in one of those postcodes, use it wisely. Don’t blow it on a novelty ice scraper. Keep the heating on for an extra hour. Treat yourself to thermal socks. And remember, this isn’t pity money—it’s weather money. You earned it by surviving the polar express.
Stay warm, stay cheeky, and keep checking that list. Because winter isn’t done with us yet. And neither is the DWP’s cold weather calculator.