Why April of all months? Because April is weird. Tax season. Cherry blossoms. And apparently, cosmic mischief.
Some folks swear there’s a pattern. They point to historical spikes in Uc during spring. Is it the sun? The pollen? A secret society of turtles?
Here’s the fun part: no one can prove them wrong. Predictions are just educated guesses with glitter on top.
What the “Experts” Are Saying
“Experts” use words like momentum, correction, and breakout. They draw lines on charts that look like spaghetti.
One analyst says Uc will soar. Their evidence? A cat named Mr. Whiskers yawned at exactly 4:20 PM.
Another expert predicts a crash. They blame the alignment of Jupiter with a rogue potato. Seriously.
