So, does soda water make you bloated? Yes. But it’s a temporary, harmless, and hilarious side effect. Your belly is just having a little fizzy tantrum.
Next time your pants feel tight after a seltzer, just smile. You’re part of the bubble club. We’re all a little gassy. And that’s perfectly fine.
Now go ahead—crack open another can. Enjoy the tiny, explosive joy of carbonation. Your stomach will forgive you after a good burp. Cheers to that.