It’s a party trick and a survival skill. One simple act. Heating water makes it safe, tasty, and weirdly satisfying. It connects you to every human who ever camped, traveled, or struggled.
Plus, you can brag: “I just sterilized my H2O with chaos energy.” That’s science with swagger.
Next time you hear someone say, “Boiling water doesn’t kill everything,” smile. You know better. You know the ninja spores and the party-proof prions. But for your daily cup? Boil on, friend.
And if anyone asks why, just wink and say: “Because germs can’t dance at 212°F.”
