Here’s the beautiful, funny truth: Arch doesn't need a girlfriend to prove he’s living a full life. He’s already winning—at football, at growing up, at handling fame like a pro.
Meanwhile, the rest of us can go back to worrying about our own love lives. Or, you know, just enjoy watching him throw a 60-yard pass. That’s a better love story than any rumor I’ve ever seen.
So let’s raise a glass of sweet tea (or a Longhorn hat) to Arch. May your passes be perfect, your heart be free, and your Instagram remain delightfully boring. Here’s to the single life, the focused life, and the joy of not having to buy a Valentine’s Day gift for a quarterback.
Go be awesome, Arch. The rest of us will just sit here, popcorn in hand, waiting for the next hilarious rumor to debunk.
