This is the real question. Who actually takes the bus on Christmas? Heroes, that’s who. The folks who work at hospitals, nursing homes, and 24-hour diners. The bartenders who serve people crying over their eggnog. And you, apparently, with your forgotten eggs.
The transit system runs for them. It’s a public service, not a convenience for you. So you can’t be mad. You can only be patient and grateful. And maybe pack a thermos of warm booze.
But here’s a little secret: the drivers are saints. They’re away from their own families to get you to Aunt Carol. Smile at them. Say thank you. They’re the reason you don’t have to walk 12 miles in snow boots.
What About Christmas Eve?
Oh, Christmas Eve is a different beast. It’s like the bus system is hungover. Most routes run a normal weekday schedule until about 6:00 PM, and then they evaporate. You’ll see a bus coming, but it’s full of people carrying wrapped presents and crying children.
THE BUS BRINGING CHRISTMAS CHEER TO THE STREETS OF NEWCASTLE – NBN News
Pro tip: If you want to take the bus on Christmas Eve, do it before noon. After that, it’s a free-for-all. You’ll be standing next to a guy carrying a live turkey. Yes, a live turkey. I saw it happen once. The turkey didn’t even look happy.
And the NextBus app? On Christmas Eve, it lies. It says “5 minutes” for 20 minutes. It’s laughing at you. Don’t trust the app.
