Should you buy tanning drops to drink? Only if you have zero expectations and a sense of humor. They might make you slightly less pale after a month. They won’t make you look like a movie star, they might make your digestive system a work of modern art, and they’ll definitely make your friends ask, “Why do you smell like a health food store?”
But honestly? If it makes you feel like a more bronzed version of yourself—and you don’t mind the off chance of orange stools—go for it. Just remember: the most reliable way to get a tan is still a plane ticket to the equator and a very good sunscreen. Or just fake it with lotion. Your call, glow-getter.
