Do Tampax have an expiry date? Technically, yes. Practically, ignore it by five years. But after that? Toss it. Your vagina deserves fresh, not fossilized.
So go on. Check your stash. Have a mini archaeological dig. Find that ancient Tampax from 2016. Say goodbye. Then buy new ones. You’re welcome.
And remember: if a tampon could talk, it’d ask, “Am I still good?” You’d say, “No, honey. You’re expired. But thanks for the memories.” Sniff.