Roaches can come through drains, but they prefer the line of least resistance. They’re not scuba-diving ninjas. They’re opportunistic little jerks who take the dry path. So keep your drains wet, your plugs tight, and your sense of humor intact.
Because at the end of the day, that roach in your sink? It’s just trying to get a drink and a snack. Same as you. Except you’re not a six-legged nightmare. Probably.