So, to answer the burning question: No, makeup wipes do not count as liquids. They are solid objects that contain liquid, like a sponge or a sad fruit pouch. But treat them with respect. Don’t stuff them into a bag like they’re laundry. Keep them in their original container, don’t bring more than 100 (because, really, are you cleaning a face or a car?), and for the love of all that is holy, don’t wring one out in front of the security line.
If you do that, the TSA will categorically decide that wipes are now liquids, and we’ll all be back to square one—with dry faces and bitter hearts. Pack smart, wipe gently, and never underestimate the power of a damp towelette to ruin your day. Now go forth and travel, you beautiful, slightly-greasy-faced sponge. Your boarding pass is waiting.
