Should you microwave it? Obviously. Ten seconds. Ten glorious seconds. It becomes a puddle of molten happiness.
Or should you eat it cold? Some psychopaths prefer it cold. It’s denser. Chewier. More like a fudge brick. You do you, weirdo.
Pair it with milk. Not a glass. A gallon. You’ll need it. This cookie is thirsty work.
Costco’s Double Chocolate Chunk Cookie Has Entered The Food Court
Why It’s Better Than Your Grandma’s
I love my grandma. Her cookies were fine. But they were dainty. Polite. This Costco cookie is not polite. It’s a monster.
It’s the size of your face. It’s the density of a neutron star. It says, “I don’t care about your diet. I am here to dominate.”
And we love it for that. There’s no pretense. It’s pure, unadulterated indulgence.
