Memorize this: 165°F on the thermometer, 3 minutes of rest, and 10 seconds of gratitude. You have conquered the turkey burger.
You can now serve this at a barbecue without apologizing. Your friends will say, "Wait, this is turkey?" You’ll nod smugly. You might even get a high-five.
And if anyone asks for ketchup? Hand it over. But know that a properly cooked turkey burger needs nothing. It’s a star. It’s a hero. It’s a 165°F miracle on a bun.
So go forth. Grab your thermometer. Embrace the science. And never, ever eat a hockey puck again. Your taste buds—and your stomach—will thank you.