Jedward are apparently making a comeback. Yes, those twins. They’ll be performing a medley of “Underneath the Tree” and their own song “Lipstick,” while wearing Christmas tree costumes and jumping on trampolines. It will be either the best or worst 10 minutes of your life—there is no in-between.
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Also, Sigala is doing a DJ set from inside a giant snow globe. It’s not confirmed if he’ll actually be sealed inside, but knowing his recent Instagram reels, he probably will be. The safety briefing for that is going to be interesting.
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And then there’s Kylie Minogue. She’s been booked as the “pre-New Year’s Eve teaser,” and she’s going to perform her new song “Christmas Lights Into the Groove.” It’s a medley that lasts exactly 60 seconds longer than you’d expect, and she’ll do it while riding a golden sleigh. Honestly, she’s 57 and still out-dancing everyone under 30. Respect.
