Your stomach is not a complicated machine. It’s more like a goldfish: simple, easily stressed, and very reliant on the quality of its water. Ignore that water, and you’re asking for a gurgly rebellion.
So next time you feel that mysterious belly ache, don’t immediately blame the takeout. Pour yourself a tall glass of the clear stuff. You might just save yourself an afternoon of Googling “stomach pain + causes” and ending up convinced you have a rare disease only found in deep-sea divers. Drink up, you glorious dehydrated goofball.
