Most Barefoot wines hover around 13.5% ABV. That’s stronger than a hug from your aunt who’s had three margaritas.
One glass feels like a casual hello. Two glasses feel like you’re best friends with the ceiling fan. Three glasses? You’re googling “why is my dog wearing my shoes” at 1 a.m.
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It’s not your fault. That alcohol percentage creeps up like a cat who really wants to sleep on your face.
Sugar Content: The Sweet Liar
Dry reds like the Pinot Noir have less than 1 gram of sugar. That’s basically leaf water, and it’s perfect if you want to feel classy while wearing sweatpants.
But then there’s the Pink Moscato. It has 13 grams of sugar per glass. That’s more sugar than two Krispy Kreme donuts, but with fewer sprinkles and more regret.
Your dentist would be proud—if your dentist also drank wine from a juice glass.
