Let’s be real: the statue isn’t going to solve your problems. It won’t pay your rent or fix that weird noise your car makes. But it will make you look up from your phone for a minute. It’ll make you smile at the sheer absurdity of modern life. And that’s worth more than a verified Banksy signature.
So, next time you see a crowd staring at something strange on a London street corner, join them. Take a photo. Pretend you know what you’re talking about. Because in the end, we’re all just trying to find meaning in a city full of concrete, pigeons, and the occasional mysterious statue. That’s the real masterpiece.