So, is this the best Asda in the UK? Probably not. Is it the worst? Definitely not (that honor goes to the one in Croydon).
This one is home. It’s a bit messy, a bit cramped, and the light bulbs flicker sometimes. But it’s ours.
It’s the place where you’ll bump into a neighbor, grab a last-minute birthday card, and question every life choice you made while buying a three-pack of sponges. That’s Asda Kingston, baby.
Next time you’re in that queue, feeling frustrated? Just remember: you could be at Tesco. And nobody wants that.