Spiders really don’t want to bite you. You are a giant, thundering creature that smells like coffee and panic. To them, you’re a walking earthquake. They only bite in self-defence—like if you squash them, trap them in your sleeve, or give them a fright. So, here’s the pro-tip: just leave them alone. Shake out your gardening gloves before putting them on, check your shoes, and give them a gentle escort outside with a glass and a piece of paper. Bonus: you’ll look heroic.
False Widow Spiders: What You Need to Know
