Alison and Dave are very private. So I have to guess. But based on their vibe? I bet they’re those chill parents. You know, the ones who let the baby eat a little dirt? They probably have a wooden toy from a farm in Sweden.
Dave Franco gives off “I’ll build a pillow fort and call it a spaceship” energy. Alison gives off “I’ll read three books about sleep training and then ignore all of them” energy. That kid is going to be so balanced. Or completely chaotic. Either way, it’s entertaining.
They also swore they’d never be those parents who only talk about their kid. But let’s be real. You can’t have a tiny human living in your house and not mention him. “Dave, can you pass the salt?” “Did you see Augusty’s burp? Olympic potential.”
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What This Means For Us, The Fans
We won’t see baby pictures. Accept it. They are not the Kardashians. They are the “we love you but stop asking” celebrities. And honestly? Good for them. That kid deserves to grow up without a million likes coming from strangers.
But we can still enjoy the idea of them as parents. Picture Alison trying to teach Augusty a dance from “GLOW.” Or Dave reading him a bedtime story using his “Now You See Me” voice. It’s wholesome brain candy.
Will Augusty follow in their footsteps? He’s got the genetics for comedy, drama, and good lighting. But he might just end up being a normal kid who prefers cartoons to sets. And that’s fine.
