First up is Fernando Tatís Jr. He’s the vibe setter. The guy plays like a kid who ate too much sugar.
He swings at pitches in the dirt. Then he hits them 450 feet. It makes no sense. It’s awesome.
Next is Juan Soto. He’s the opposite of chaos. He’s a patient genius who refuses to swing at bad pitches.
He wiggles his hips in the batter’s box. Pitchers hate it. He’ll take a walk, then steal second base just to be funny.